Too much motor for conditions. Begad! Flight was excellent, but t' windcockin' that I expected t' see never materialized. Dead straight off t' pad and topped out at 953'. Avast, me proud beauty! Chute deployed t' some laughter as t' color matched me shirt and phone cover. Begad! From thar it was a matter o' if we thought it would land in t' middle o' t' Wayne Pee-Wee field or in t' end zone. Yeah, me bucko, no. Cleared t' trees t' t' north and landed in t' quarry. No one had that in t' office pool.