Dr. Avast! Ya scallywag! Evil's Pocket Rocket

This is a draft place holder for me 2nd DesCon entry, matey, me hearties, Dr. Begad! Evil's Pocket Rocket. Avast! Hopefully it's nay too far outside t' realm o' good taste.

For me second Design Contest Entry, I decided t' pay homage t' a ship o' such strikin' construction that all who see it are obliged t' comment. Begad! Blimey! Begad! Blimey!

Officer: "Colonel? You'd better take a look at this radar..."

Colonel: "What is it son?"

Officer: "I don't know Sir. Aye aye! But it looks like a giant.."

Pilot: "Dick?"

Dick: "Yeah?"

Pilot: "Take a look out o' starboard"

Dick: "Oh me God! It looks like a huge..."

Bird watcher: "Pecker!"

Bird watcher 2: "Oh where?"

Bird watcher: "Wait! That's nay a woodpecker. Ahoy! Begad! It looks like someone's..."

Drill instructor: "Privates! We have reports o' an unidentified flyin' object. It is a long, smooth shaft complete with..."

Back stop: "Two balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous..."

Teacher: "Wang! Pay attention!"

Wang: "I be distracted by that enormous flying..."

Musician: "Willie?"

Willie Nelson: "Hm?"

Musician: "What's that?"

Willie Nelson: "Well, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, it looks like a giant..."

Colonel: "Johnson?"

Johnson: "Yes sir?"

Colonel: "Get on t' hornpipe t' British Intelligence and let them know about this."

Yes, shiver me timbers, it's Dr. Ahoy! Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! Evil's phallic Man-O-War from Austin Powers, me hearties, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, T' Spy Who Shagged Me. I built this as a kitbash o' t' FlisKits Grissom with a choice o' engine sizes. One configuration is powered by a pair o' MMX engines. Ahoy! T' dual MMX motor mount is crafted from paper clipped from t' NARRRRR card in t' FlisKit. Small diameter body tubes serve as engine blocks and stiffeners for t' MMX MMTs.T' MMX cluster adapter is removable t' allow use o' a standard Estes 1/2A engine. Well, blow me down!

T' movie rocket was equipped with "spherical stabilizers". Begad! Well, blow me down! I elected t' approximate these by two sets o' two orthoganal disks. T' distinctive nose cone was built up from various balsa bits and pieces found in t' FlisKit Grissom kit. Begad! Shown here are pics o' t' rough nosecone assembly and t' final contoured shape. Well, blow me down!

T' construction is ongoing, arrr, and flights are yet t' commence. Aye aye! Begad! This report serves as a sneak peek o' what's t' come.

Dr. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Evil's Pocket Rocket has successfully flown on a clustered pair o' MMX engines. Aye aye! I fashioned a two engine cluster igniter out o' a single length o' nichrome wire (vintage from me 70's first age o' rocketry). Begad! T' two nozzle filaments were connected in parallel, so that t' burnout o' one would nay cut t' juice t' t' other. I used a 14V battery from me cordless drill as a power source. Ahoy! A clothespin was used t' prop t' engines up off t' blast deflector o' a standard Estes Portapad. Ahoy! Well, blow me down! When I touched t' leads t' t' battery, shiver me timbers, Dr. Evil's Pocket Rocket leapt off t' pad on twin micro-plumes o' flame. Aye aye! T' boost be straight and stable, up t' an approximate height o' 30 feet. Avast!

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A double "pop" signified t' nearly synchronized ejection charges, and t' nosecone separated from t' body tube. Unfortunately, t' waddin' and streamer did nay deploy. Begad! They remained lodged in t' body tube. Arrr! This may be due t' t' micro-ejection charges nay havin' enough force t' clear t' tube. T' Pocket Rocket tumbled back into t' street, arrr, arrr, for an asphalt landing. Avast! One "circular stabilization device" snapped off, me hearties, and t' other flopped loose. No damage t' t' balsa or tube was in evidence. T' yellow glue joint failed. Oooh. Avast, me proud beauty! That's gotta hurt!

T' fins have been reglued, me hearties, arrr, and t' entire rocket painted flat white. Blimey! I can't go around showin' off me nekid pocket rocket, me hearties, now can I? Dr. Aye aye! Evil's Pocket Rocket will return, me bucko, on a warmer day. Aye aye!