Left t' pad clearly laborin' t' lift off, then headed left and took on a horizontal flight path. Arrr! Crossed t' flightline and staged successfully. Ahoy! Booster stage landed in left field on t' baseball field. Aye aye! T' three sustainers flew in formation toward Rip Rap Road before ejectin' and windin' up 30 feet from each other. Booster stuck in t' ground hard and broke t' glue joint on t' piece that holds t' internal launch rod.