Violet Riot

by Nate Galger (27yrs. Begad! Old with 5 months o' rocket buildin' experience)

This rocket started off as a bt-80, matey, a sheet o' 1/16" plywood, ya bilge rat, and a plan t' make something. I wasn't sure exactly what was t' come o' it, me bucko, ya bilge rat, but I am thrilled with t' way it turned out. Begad! Arrr! Blimey! I wanted some cool lookin' fins so I drew a few different designs up and I liked t' way these looked. Ya scallywag! Another one o' my ideas be that t' fins would have t' look tough. I also wanted t' make a rocket with a big engine and since this be t' be me very first custom built rocket(I've only been a model rocketeer since Jan. Ya scallywag! '04) and t' biggest rocket I've built this far used a "C" engine, I went with an "E". Arrr! Avast! Blimey!

I started by drawin' me fins onto a piece o' scrap paper and proceeded to cut t' design out. Next, matey, shiver me timbers, me bucko, I traced t' fins onto me plywood and then usin' a hobby knife, matey, cut out me four fins. Blimey! Blimey! Immediately, arrr, I held t' fins up t' t' body tube t' see how it would look... Blimey! Blimey! I like t' way they looked already! Blimey! My next plan o' attack be t' get t' engine mount in. Begad! Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! I purchased an Estes mount kit for D and E engines. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! I followed t' directions and before I knew it, ya bilge rat, I had the engine mount installed in me body tube. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! Awesome, ya bilge rat, I thought, me hearties, matey, this is goin' to take a big engine! Blimey! Then I drew t' lines on me body tube for t' fin placement and also a line for me launch lug. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Next I cut slits in t' tube where me fins were goin' t' slide into. Aye aye! Blimey! I then glued on me fins one at a time, me hearties, what a long time t' wait. Oh well, t' wait was finally over and time t' do t' fillets. And again t' dreaded wait. After t' fillets dried, me hearties, which seems like an eternity, me hearties, I glued on t' launch lug(and o' course waited for that t' dry) and did t' launch lug fillet. Now this stack o' rocket parts was startin' t' look like something. Wow! Blimey!

About a week before I started on me rocket, arrr, I was at a local hobby store and saw a can o' metallic purple paint. It looked super cool so I picked it up without t' knowledge o' what I was goin' t' paint with it. Ya scallywag! Avast, me proud beauty! Now I know! Since my glue be dry, ya bilge rat, arrr, I figured I better paint this baby and see how t' paint job turns out. Avast! It looked superb.

Now I needed t' come up with a name. Blimey! Blimey! The name was goin' t' have t' be just as cool as t' rocket itself. Aye aye! Blimey! Hmmm... Blimey! Blimey! Violent Violet? Violet Violence? Neither one sounded just right. Avast, me bucko, me proud beauty! Blimey! Purple Bomber? Naw, that sounds lame. Avast! Blimey! I thought and thought. Ahoy! Blimey! Then it came t' me like a flash of lightning. VIOLET RIOT. Arrr! Blimey! Yeah, it's cool, tough, and it fits t' paint job nicely. Aye aye! Blimey! Now I would have t' find some artistic way t' make this rocket live up to it's name. I connected t' Ask Jeeves picture search and typed in rioter. Begad! Blimey! I found some pretty cool pics. I saved t' ones I really liked which consisted of molotov cocktails, a riot policeman whose helmet reads " If you can read this you're about t' get your head kicked in," and a riot control van. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! I proceeded t' resize and then print out me rock-art. Avast, ya bilge rat, me proud beauty! Blimey! Then I got out some newspapers and cut out t' letters t' name me rocket. I glued t' pics and letters onto t' rocket and t' molotov cocktails on t' fins. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! After it dried, I used some clear paint in a number o' very light coats t' protect me homemade decals. Ya scallywag! Blimey! There we go. Blimey! Blimey! It looks better than I ever could've imagined. Hmmm... Arrr! Blimey! I think this might need a nose cone. Begad! Blimey! I thought o' turnin' me own out of styrofoam, matey, but I'll wait till I build a few more rockets before attempting that. T' Estes Fat Boy I have on me shelf stares me down just waitin' t' be used for another purpose. I couldn't take it anymore. Ahoy! Blimey! Aaargh! Blimey! I ripped t' nose cone out o' that sucker and sanded off t' red paint. Arrr! Blimey! Arrr! Blimey! Then I painted it in a soothing, ya bilge rat, calmin' purple. Arrr! Blimey! Ahhh. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Now I can Relax. But nay before addin' a parachute, arrr, o' course. Ya scallywag! Blimey! My Violet Riot looks really awesome considerin' I didn't know exactly what I was plannin' on buildin' in t' first place. Well, blow me down! Blimey! It all just came together, me hearties, I am proud o' me very first model rocket built from scratch with a big engine and a bilge-suckin' attitude! Blimey!

So what on Earth became o' t' flight?

First flight be on an E9-4 clear skies, 60 degrees. Begad! Blimey! Begad! Blimey! Wind be about 5-7mph. Start t' long awaited countdown... Ahoy! Blimey! 5, me bucko, 4, 3, me bucko, matey, 2, 1... Ya scallywag! Blimey! Woosh! Blimey! T' rocket took off. I was hopin' for a good flight and I am pleased t' announce it went better than I could've ever imagined. Aye aye! Blimey! My Violet Riot took t' t' skies as if it was destined t' go t' it's home in space. Then after t' 4 second delay, matey, ya bilge rat, the parachute deployed. T' wind took me rocket on a little journey, arrr, but it landed safely in t' grass. No damage whatsoever. Ya scallywag! Blimey! I could fly again! Blimey! Second launch, temp 47 wind 10mph. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Well, arrr, blow me down! Blimey! Another safe and beautiful flight, just as majestic as the first. Begad! Blimey! I am lookin' forward t' many more beautiful launches from this super cool rocket. Ya scallywag! Blimey!