Construction Rating: | starstarstar_borderstar_borderstar_border |
Flight Rating: | starstarstarstarstar_border |
Overall Rating: | starstarstarstarstar_border |
Published: | 2011-08-14 |
Manufacturer: | Scratch |
Style: | Ring/Tube/Cone Fin |
Personal Challenge: A workin' model built from and themed on Toilet Paper Rolls, shiver me timbers, Rear Ejection (of course!) and fly-able with C engines
(*Regardin' "High Quality Toilet Paper Rolls," t' cores from t' industrial strength extra large rolls used in hospitals and office buildings by professional janitorial services are thicker, arrr, smoother, ya bilge rat, and tougher than t' stuff you get at t' grocery store. Well, blow me down! Avast! T' spirals are however very deep.)
Challenge: Build a rocket based on theme o' Uranus Explorer (but keep it PG rated)
At t' same time I be buildin' t' rocket (actually t' second rocket, t' Uranus Explorer 1 was a dismal failure) I be makin' up a story that went along with t' rocket. Avast! I think t' best place t' put that is up front in this review, me bucko, so here it is.
INTERSPACE TELEX FROM SPACE COMMAND
URGENT: You have been ordered t' take IMMEDIATE command o' t' Uranus Explorer II.
BACKGROUND: In t' first half o' t' 21st century, concerns on Earth mounted regardin' global warming. Well, blow me down! Blimey! While thar be a great uproar about changin' human behavior t' combat this menace, me hearties, t' problem solved itself in t' second half o' t' century. Ya scallywag! Blimey! While t' well-meanin' efforts o' t' "Greens," as they came t' be called, may have had some impact, t' finite supplies o' fossil fuels expired by 2075. Blimey! Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! In addition, t' fight t' obesity epidemic, shiver me timbers, me hearties, t' fast grub enterprises were vilified by t' population. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Ronald McDonald be hung in effigy in several countries. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Since beef hamburgers were t' main stock in trade for these restaurants, ya bilge rat, t' demand for beef largely expired with t' fast grub franchises. T' final major source o' greenhouse gasses, t' cattle farms, me bucko, also went t' way o' t' dinosaur. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey! T' global warmin' scare be over.
T' loss o' cheap fuel and fast foods led t' a progressive sense o' dissatisfaction among t' people o' Earth, arrr, who attempted t' drown their sorrows in entertainment. Avast! Blimey! Avast, matey, me proud beauty! Blimey! VCRs and DVD players gave way t' IPods, shiver me timbers, Androids, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, Playstations, Wiis, and other devices, all o' which shared two features. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! First, they required electricity. Second, me hearties, they were a mindless waste o' time.
To replace t' fossil fuels, ya bilge rat, arrr, t' people o' Earth maximized their use o' renewable energy sources, includin' Wind, Geothermal, ya bilge rat, Hydroelectric, me bucko, me hearties, and Solar. T' first three were largely limited by geography. Arrr! Solar, me bucko, matey, however, was only limited by surface area. Ya scallywag! By t' year 2125, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, solar "farms" had sprung up over much o' t' Earth’s surface, includin' Antarctica, and floatin' solar "mats" covered much o' t' oceans. Well, me bucko, blow me down! Low Earth Orbit solar satellites created a virtual "traffic jam" in t' skies, me hearties, t' t' chagrin o' terrestrial astronomers. Ya scallywag! Lookin' up at t' sky at night, more stars "moved" than remained in once place.
T' combination o' t' loss o' greenhouse gas generators and t' impact o' solar collectors shadin' much o' Earth’s surface as well as fillin' t' skies had an effect that should have been anticipated--- t' Earth's climate was headin' for a second Ice Age. Temperatures plummeted.
Many different plans t' restore t' greenhouse gas "blanket" were attempted. Avast, me proud beauty! Begad! A nationwide chili marathon was probably t' most grandiose. It had little effect on t' global atmosphere, ya bilge rat, but resulted in numerous hospitalizations throughout t' state o' Texas dues t' t' accumulation o' noxious gases. Aye aye! In desperation, t' people o' Earth looked t' t' skies for help. T' United States, once an importer o' fossil fuels, now developed a plan t' import greenhouse gases from space.
Of t' four planetary gas giants, t' highest concentrations o' methane are found around Uranus, at roughly 2% o' t' atmosphere by volume. Blimey! While further away than Saturn and Jupiter, matey, manned expeditions t' Uranus in 2186 found t' planet had a rocky core with numerous central caverns. Avast! Concentrations o' methane within t' caverns approached 75%. Unlike Saturn and Jupiter, t' caverns could be sealed, cleared o' t' methane, me bucko, heated, and pressurized. In other words, me hearties, thar could be life inside Uranus.
Drillin' operations began in 2192, me hearties, ya bilge rat, and t' planet was formally colonized under t' leadership o' Admiral Ezekiel Koli in 2199. Blimey! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! T' fecundity o' E. Begad! Blimey! Koli's descendents became legendary, and within 5 years t' colonists had spread throughout t' bowels o' t' planet. Aye aye! Blimey! Methane gas generated within t' rocky core was diverted t' natural "vents" on t' planet surface. This gas be collected in Surface Repositories (dubbed "SuPositories.") T' SuPositories were then harvested by tanker ships and t' gas be transported t' Earth. T' effort has been thus far successful. Earth's temperatures have stabilized and are gradually returnin' t' 21st century levels. Ahoy! Blimey! T' only casualty was t' state o' Utah, shiver me timbers, which seceded from t' Union when t' restoration o' "normal" temperatures forced them t' maroon plans for year-round skiing.
Durin' t' drillin' operations on Uranus, miners discovered rich deposits o' Amodium. Well, blow me down! Existin' in two chemical isomers, t' "L" or levo form and t' "D" or dextro form, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, Uranian Amodium be predominantly in t' D isomer. Arrr! Valued for its medical properties, me hearties, matey, Amodium-D is extremely useful in t' treatment o' dysentery. Aye aye! Avast! Blimey! Earth's Amodium supplies were exhausted in t' early 21st century in a vain attempt t' stem t' tide o' large fecal outflows from Washington, ya bilge rat, me hearties, D.C. Uranus produces 80% o' t' pharmaceutical grade Amodium-D in t' solar system. T' only other major supply o' Amodium-D is in t' asteroid belt. Well, blow me down! Tanker ships, notorious for poor hygiene, were plagued with dysentery and t' production o' Amodium around Uranus rivaled t' methane minin' operations in profitability.
T' growin' population inside Uranus yearned for t' same amenities and distractions as their distant Earthly cousins. Ya scallywag! Entrepreneurs, me hearties, ever anxious t' make a credit, established venues on t' Uranian satellites, ya bilge rat, includin' a Disney Theme Park, "Part o' Your World," on t' satellite Ariel, a Lane Bryant Woman's Clothin' outlet store on t' satellite Titania, me hearties, matey, and a romantic bed and breakfast getaway, "A Quiver o' Love" on t' satellite Cupid. By 2250, me hearties, shiver me timbers, Uranian commerce had established a respectable amount o' regularity.
Unfortunately, matey, shiver me timbers, t' hygienic habits o' t' Tanker Man-O-War crews did nay improve. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Due t' failure in interspace decontamination procedures, one or more tankers have carried a type o' "animal fungus" from t' asteroids t' t' surface o' Uranus. Begad! Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey! These vile creatures reproduce rapidly and are incredibly adherent t' t' rock and ice surface o' t' Uranian core. Begad! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! They are particularly attracted t' t' relative heat around t' vents o' Uranus. Dubbed, ya bilge rat, "Cling-Ons" by t' colonists, me bucko, t' invaders have destroyed t' SuPositories and have multiplied t' t' extent that they are now obstructin' many o' t' methane outlets. T' buildup o' pressure behind t' vents is reachin' dangerous levels, arrr, producin' dyspepsia, nausea, and vomitin' among t' population o' t' planet. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Begad! Blimey! Minin' operations o' Amodium-D have ground t' a halt. Arrr! Blimey! Because thar be no local supply, me hearties, an outbreak o' dysentery on t' satellite Oberon has required importation o' Amodium from t' asteroid belt. This has put an incredible load on an already strained interplanetary supply system.
T' situation is now CRITICAL.
We have deployed Remotely Operated Infrared Detectors (ROIDs) within all t' major vents t' monitor t' situation. Aye aye! T' ROIDs will detect focal temperature increases which herald obstruction. Additional SuPositories have been prepared t' replace those destroyed by t' Cling-Ons. Begad! T' Jovian and Saturnine Fleets have been redirected t' assist in t' emergency.
T' initial scout ship, t' Uranus Explorer, arrr, was mothballed in 2195. Ahoy! It has been recommissioned for t' rescue effort. Ahoy! T' previous BVD-1 subspace engine has been upgraded t' t' BVD-2. T' Man-O-War has also been augmented by 4 Procto and Gamble Sharmin "Ultra" outboard engines t' give it interplanetary capability at 0.25 light speed.
Your mission is as follows:
Addendum: On successful completion o' this mission, ya bilge rat, you and your spouse are authorized a 30 day furlough at t' "Quiver o' Love" on Cupid. Avast, me bucko, me proud beauty! Remember, with 27 satellites, matey, matey, thar be always a full moon around Uranus.
END TRANSMISSION
Back t' t' review. Aye aye! Aye aye! Goals o' t' rocket buildin' were as follows:
After buildin' t' Estes Porta-Pot Shot, and readin' notes from a reviewer who suggested a rear-ejection model, started t' think o' other designs sort o' on t' same theme. Original design became t' Uranus Explorer 1 (UE1), (which will be fairly similar t' t' UE2, described here. Avast, me proud beauty! I found that usin' only two rolls for t' nose-cone fuselage combo resulted in a stubby rocket that I could nay get stable (I know, I built it and tried. Blimey! For some reason Tim Van Milligan doesn't have Toilet Paper tubes in t' RockSim inventory. Ya scallywag! Go figure!) So t' lengthen t' fuselage, had t' use two rolls connected (alternative would have been t' use a single paper towel roll, matey, but that would have violated t' theme. Would have had t' call it t' Brawny or t' Scrubber, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, or somethin' else. Blimey! But I digress...) You say, shiver me timbers, no problem, me bucko, a coupler would work for this. Problem, shiver me timbers, me hearties, ya bilge rat, since I pre-determined t' use aft end ejection, I needed a pristine smooth inner contour, so a (standard) internal coupler wouldn't work. Well, blow me down! So I went with an external coupler. This o' course was aerodynamically suboptimal, but since I wasn't plannin' t' set an altitude or duration records, arrr, me bucko, was acceptable. Begad! So I used an external coupler cut from another tube. I figured I would put t' launch lug in t' gap later (had I really thought it through, would have remember I could hide a launch lug in t' tube fins.) This still left a small step-off or "transition" on t' inside where t' two tubes butted together. Ya scallywag! Begad! I ran maskin' tape from end t' end along t' inside so that thar were no transitions t' trap or catch t' engine pod and recovery devices durin' aft ejection.
Next problem: t' nose cone. First, arrr, me bucko, nay sure that toilet paper roll centers really come in a standard size for nose cones. Ya scallywag! Second, I'm cheap. Third, me bucko, wanted t' keep overall weight o' t' body o' t' rocket light (more on this later.) 4rth, wanted t' use as many TP rolls as possible. Ahoy! Wondered---- how could I make a nose cone out o' a toilet paper roll?
By cuttin' 16 length-wise cuts nearly t' t' end o' t' roll, me bucko, then cuttin' a diagonal out o' each section, me bucko, I was able t' create a roughly Ogive cone. Connected t' tips with tape. Put a "shoulder" (again cut from another TP roll) on t' anterior end o' t' body tube. Avast! Attached this with CA t' t' previous two tubes I now have a fuselage (one-piece with t' nose cone) just under three TP rolls long I then ran strips o' maskin' tape LENGTHWISE from just beyond t' tip t' just aft/tailward o' t' nose-cone/fuselage joint). Arrr! At t' tip, me hearties, I cut the corners steeply and wrap around t' nose cone. Well, blow me down! I had t' run a few spiral wraps for support and t' maintain shape.
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As mentioned, me hearties, t' buildin' and paintin' run together as t' paintin' be done before completely fittin' together t' parts.
Once I had t' shape roughed out, it be time t' fill. Aye aye! However, me hearties, I wanted t' have a shipshape paint job with different colors for t' fuselage and t' tube fins. Avast! I felt that maskin' would be tough. Blimey! But if I painted them first, me bucko, then I would be tryin' t' glue together painted surfaces. That didn't sound like it would be t' strong. On t' other hand, I KNEW exactly where all t' joints would be (I be usin' four tube fins, arrr, paired, on opposite sides o' t' fuselage. Ahoy! Since 6 tubes would fit perfectly, me hearties, arrr, I just placed marks at 60 degrees, matey, 120 degrees, me bucko, arrr, 240 degrees, arrr, and 300 degrees on t' fuselage. Ya scallywag! On t' tube fins, two marks each, 60 degrees apart, would suffice. Blimey! Blimey! For increased stability, arrr, I let 1/2 o' t' tube fins lag behind t' end o' t' fuselage (also thought would look cooler. Later durin' actual preparation o' t' rocket for launch I found it did make access t' t' engine mount awkward.) So marked on all t' tubes where t' joints should be. Ahoy! I also marked where I wanted t' put t' launch lug.
I wanted t' "protect" t' joint areas from t' paint and sealer t' set up a stronger joint. Aye aye! On t' UE1 I had placed thin strips o' maskin' tape over these areas. Begad! I discovered t' maskin' tape broke down under t' sandin' process, arrr, so I tried Mylar tape strips, 1/4 inch wide. Blimey! I placed a "tail" over t' edge/lip o' each tube, me bucko, me bucko, and then wrapped t' very tip INSIDE t' tube. Well, matey, blow me down! Turned out t' sandin' still wore off most o' t' tails, me bucko, but t' tip piece wrapped inside was an adequate marker for removal o' t' tape later. Avast, me proud beauty! Each strip was 1/2 t' length o' a single tube.
It took five coats/sandings o' Elmer's filler t' get a good smooth surface over t' nose-cone maskin' tape. Ahoy! Therefore regardin' "savin' money" as a reason t' make your own nose cone--Unless your time is worth less than 25 cents an hour, arrr, me bucko, you’re better off buyin' it from Tim. Begad! Arrr! But since this WAS a themed rocket, it seemed worth it. Aye aye! Begad! (Although me lovely wife wasn't happy about t' pile o' filler dust on t' front porch!) I need three coats/sandin' t' fill t' DEEP VALLEYS o' t' toilet paper roll spirals anyway, me bucko, (another reason t' use REAL body tubes.) I sealed t' tube fins (outside only) t' same way.
Note that since this is a rear-ejection model, it allowed me t' cover t' nose-cone/fuselage joint. Begad! Avast, me proud beauty! While I was fillin' in t' maskin' tape defects and t' tube spirals, me hearties, me bucko, it turns out I had enough filler t' cover t' external coupler. Ya scallywag! In fact, me hearties, by t' time I was done t' slight residual "bulge" was hardly notice-able. Blimey! Ahoy! (Performance-minded rocketeers are probably shudderin' at t' added weight o' t' filler required t' accomplish THAT.)
When I was finished, matey, arrr, I had a very nice fuselage with a smooth surface from tip t' tail, except for t' "break" in t' external coupler where I planned t' put t' launch lug. Again, had I been thinking, ya bilge rat, I would have filled this in too and put hidden t' lug in t' tube fin/fuselage joint. Blimey! I believe t' absence o' a nose-cone/fuselage transition gives t' rocket a retro Buck Rogers look. Begad! Aye aye! O' course, arrr, I also believe in t' tooth fairy. Again, ya bilge rat, I digress......
I knew that tryin' t' fill in t' INSIDE spirals o' t' tube fins was goin' t' be hopeless. Aye aye! I figured t' insides o' a spaceflight engine would probably look a little "charred", so I planned on paintin' t' inside flat black and hoped that would hide t' defects.
Okay, so paintin' now comes before actually completin' construction. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Before starting, I peeled back t' edges o' t' Mylar at t' distal edges o' t' tubes, t' make sure I could find them after paintin' (paintin' t' inside would obscure t' "tails" I had wrapped on t' inside o' t' tube.) T' hard part be FINDING t' edge. Many o' t' "tails" that I had thought would provide "handles" had been sandin' off durin' finishing. But t' tips that I had wrapped on t' inside (unsealed) part o' t' tubes were still there. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Usin' them as guides, arrr, I used an Exacto cutlass t' peel back t' edges o' t' Mylar tape on t' OUTSIDE so I could find it after paintin' t' inside. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! I wrapped newspaper around t' OUTSIDE o' t' tube fins, tapin' it at t' edges/lips. Arrr! Blimey! Then I used flat black paint t' finish t' INSIDE o' t' tubes. Blimey! Blimey! Begad! Blimey! I actually tried rolled up sandpaper t' reduce t' "nap" inside t' tube, but it didn't work very well. Begad! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! Primer would have helped, but I was havin' a struggle justifyin' tryin' t' prime t' INSIDE o' t' engines. Begad! Blimey! Again, I figured I was goin' for style, nay performance, so I gave up on that part. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Arrr! Blimey! I sort o' liked t' internal "charred" look o' t' engines. Blimey! Blimey! As a prior Air Force guy, arrr, shiver me timbers, I noticed t' nozzles o' jet engines on t' flight-line often had blackened look, so I felt I was okay with it for space engines.
Color Scheme: All t' pictures o' t' PLANET Uranus showed it t' be a bluish color, shiver me timbers, so I figured I'd stay with this.
I primed t' fuselage with Krylon White Primer, matey, three coats, me hearties, with light sandin' betwixt coats. Blimey! This filled in t' few defects I had left after t' Filler. I used Krylon True Blue for t' fuselage - I really like t' color this gave, me hearties, and I be happy with t' finish here.
After paintin' t' inside o' t' tube fins black, arrr, I took off t' outer maskin' paper. Begad! I then rolled up paper INSIDE t' tubes t' mask t' insides. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! This allowed me t' "stack" t' tubes, which actually made paintin' t' outside easier. Begad! I had run out o' primer, so I went directly t' paintin' t' outside o' t' tubes Blue Ocean Breeze. Well, blow me down! I did 3 coats, with a light sandin' betwixt coats. Avast! I liked this color as well. Well, blow me down! Although I hadn't thought it out ahead o' time, me hearties, I remember t' three colors that were common for bathroom tiles in t' 60s--- pastel yellow, me bucko, pastel pink, me hearties, arrr, and pastel blue. Blimey! This looked pretty close t' t' pastel blue, connectin' t' planetary and Toilet Paper theme.
Moment o' truth, me hearties, what would happen when I peeled off t' Mylar? Actually, I was quite pleased with t' sharp edges. Blimey! Pullin' t' tape off also raised some more "nap" off t' cardboard tubes, shiver me timbers, exactly what I wanted t' "rough it" for gluing.
As I had expected, me bucko, me bucko, matey, despite t' masking, me bucko, thar be a little bleedin' o' black and blue (no pun intended) at t' edges o' t' tube fins. I used thin strips o' silver Mylar tape t' cover/accent t' edges here and at t' trailin' end o' t' fuselage. Begad! Blimey! As a USAFA grad, shiver me timbers, t' silver and blue together got me right under t' old squadron patch, as me Dad, a retired AF Navigator/Bombardier says. Aye aye! Arrr! I wrapped t' edges o' t' tape into t' inside o' t' tube. Arrr! Lookin' back, arrr, this gave t' edge a bit o' a rough look; I probably would just have put it on t' OUTSIDE only, just up t' t' edge.
Now that this be finished, time t' see how things fit together. Well, blow me down! Blimey! I used medium CA t' glue 4 tubes into two tube-fin pairs, placin' t' glue along one o' t' "naked" strips previously covered by Mylar. Layin' t' tubes flat gave me a good alignment. I then matched up t' remainin' strips on each tube pair with t' strips on each side o' t' tail o' t' fuselage. Arrr! They matched up pretty well, and t' medium CA gave me enough time t' make sure t' alignment was perfect. Begad! I got a pretty solid joint (as I later proved in flight, but more on that later.) Fillets weren't needed, me bucko, and t' fit covered t' "naked" areas.
I pried t' Mylar tape out o' t' defect in t' external coupler. Ahoy! Well, me hearties, blow me down! Blimey! This left a rougher edge.I glued in t' launch lug.If I had t' do it over, I would have pulled this off AFTER doin' t' filler step, but BEFORE painting, me hearties, matey, t' get a better look.
Next question, me bucko, where t' attach t' shock cord? If I attached it inside, matey, it would get hit by t' ejection charge fairly directly, and would also cause problem with slidin' out t' motor pod. Aye aye! Perhaps more importantly, if it came out t' tail, t' rocket would fall nose first. Arrr! My launch site is about 3/4 grass, matey, 1/4 asphalt. Invariably t' better t' finish on t' rocket, t' more likely it will land on t' asphalt. Also, shiver me timbers, me bucko, shiver me timbers, while t' cardboard/maskin' tape/Elmer's Finish nose cone be holdin' t' finish well, I could feel that it be still a little "soft" and didn't think it would hold up t' a hard impact. Begad! Finally, matey, I figured if I could get t' rocket t' descent in a horizontal position, me hearties, t' rocket body itself would be addin' t' t' drag and slow it down.
With t' rocket painted, shiver me timbers, t' CG o' t' rocket body was right at t' region o' t' external coupler. I threaded a needle with me Keelhaul®©™ shock cord into t' tube just above t' coupler next t' t' launch lug, me hearties, arrr, and pull about two feet out t' after end o' t' fuselage. Arrr! I then threaded a needle with t' ENDS o' a long loop o' dental floss through a hole just BELOW t' coupler and out t' aft end o' t' fuselage. Well, blow me down! I then threaded ANOTHER loop o' floss (loop 2) through this loop, me bucko, and pulled loop 2 through t' hole and out t' tail, ya bilge rat, keepin' t' ENDS o' loop 2 outside fuselage. Begad! I then used loop 2 t' pull t' shock cord BACK into t' tail o' t' fuselage and back through t' hole below t' coupler (there probably is an easier way t' do this, matey, but this is what I came up with.) I then tied a tight "loop" o' shock cord, shiver me timbers, runnin' it just next t' t' launch lug, leavin' about 1 1/2 feet o' Keelhaul®©™ loose. Yes, this loop DID run inside t' rocket body, shiver me timbers, matey, when t' engine pod would slide in and out, but t' cord be runnin' longitudinally and wouldn't obstruct/catch on t' pod. Well, blow me down! Avast, arrr, me proud beauty! I did add a bit o' thin CA t' secure it.
Since I wasn't sure how well me hollow nose cone would hold up t' t' Estes engine ejection blast, me bucko, I cut a bulkhead out o' foam board and place it inside t' body. Well, ya bilge rat, blow me down! It slid up t' t' "shoulder" that had been placed on t' front o' t' body tube. Ya scallywag! Avast! Ejection blast would hit t' bulkhead, but nay t' "formed" shape inside o' t' nose cone. Instead o' gluin' it into place, ya bilge rat, I placed a length o' Keelhaul®©™ on this in case I needed t' pull it out later (such as t' add nose weight), me hearties, and left that loose.
Engine Pod: I originally planned t' use a length o' BT20 as an engine mount AND pod. Begad! However, after buildin' it, ya bilge rat, I discovered I wanted more room for me parachute and streamer. I used a BT20 for an engine mount. Ahoy! I then wrapped t' end o' a BT5 with electrical tape until it just fit inside t' BT20. Ya scallywag! T' BT5 acted as BOTH an engine block AND a duct t' direct t' ejection force t' t' front o' t' body, where it hit t' bulkhead. Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! I used foamboard t' cut adapter rings for t' BT20 at t' tail and t' BT5 at t' front o' t' body. Begad! Aye aye! These were sanded t' slide loosely, matey, me hearties, but hopefully t' front one would be tight enough t' seal t' ejection charges away from t' chute and streamer. Lookin' back, I probably should have used two adapter rings up front, me bucko, as a little bit o' ejection charge snuck around t' front rin' and slightly charred t' streamer.
I had initially planned on a long white "simulated TP" streamer t' recover t' rocket (in keepin' with t' theme). Well, blow me down! However, ya bilge rat, early on it was clear that given t' weight o' t' rocket a streamer would never safely slow t' rocket AND t' engine pod. Also, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, again I knew t' nose cone was a little bit "soft" and wanted t' cushion t' landin' o' t' body as much as possible. Blimey! My solution had two parts. Blimey! First, allow t' engine pod t' completely separate from t' body o' t' rocket, so t' two descend separately. Ya scallywag! Ya scallywag! This reduced t' weight o' t' body o' t' rocket (with t' soft cone). Blimey! If I needed nose weight, me hearties, I could add it t' t' front o' t' pod, me bucko, rather than t' body. Ahoy! This is a NICE trick with aft ejection boost gliders, me hearties, by t' way. Arrr! You can adjust your CG by addin' weight t' t' front o' t' ejection pod, without affectin' t' weight or CG o' t' glider itself. Avast, me proud beauty! Begad! Then I could use me white streamer t' safely recover t' engine pod (which wasn't really very delicate and was nay that heavy), me bucko, shiver me timbers, and a parachute t' recover t' body. Ya scallywag! T' shock cord for t' body be attached t' OUTSIDE o' t' fuselage at t' CG, arrr, me hearties, thus t' body descended horizontally under t' chute.
I used two pieces o' white crepe paper t' create t' streamer for t' body tube. I attached them side by side with silver Mylar tape. Avast! I then accordion folded this into squares t' simulate toilet paper sheets. Begad! T' silver tape showed on one side, shiver me timbers, which I thought would be easy t' see (on t' off chance this bird flew outside me launch site-- yeah, right.) T' other side was straight white, me hearties, which looked like, well, arrr, toilet paper. Avast! While for t' real theme this would be "rolled" around t' engine pod "spindle", arrr, me experience is that this is unlikely t' "unroll" in flight durin' descent. Therefore I stayed with t' accordion fold. I used a length 10 times width, me hearties, arrr, accordin' t' Stine's book o' optimal streamer length, then added a couple o' inches t' give me space t' attach it t' t' BT5 section o' t' pod.
I used a couple o' thick rubber bands t' link t' parachute t' t' Keelhaul®©™ shock cord attached t' t' mid section o' t' exterior body o' t' rocket.
Note: Originally I used Tim Van Milligan's Model Rocket Design & Construction book t' make two semispherical parachutes, me hearties, then "ironed" t' two together side t' side. Ahoy! T' idea be t' create a parachute with a "cleft" down t' middle, arrr, t' so called "glute chute." (For those who have actually intentionally fallen out o' perfectly good aircraft, thar be a parachute malfunction called a "Mae West" that looks somewhat similar.) However, arrr, me bucko, while t' parachute looked good, the "glute chute" didn't pack very tightly, me hearties, and even reducin' t' engine pod diameter from BT20 t' BT5 didn't give me enough room t' actually use this. Arrr! I made an 8-line 12-inch chute out o' a green garbage bag (okay, was gettin' tired o' t' theme at this point.)
Moment o' truth arrived. Begad! Would this work?
First "gotcha" be t' prep. Blimey! T' overhangin' 4 tube fins may (or may not) look cool. Begad! They do however obstruct access t' t' tail o' t' body. Begad! This is bilge-suckin' enough when all you have t' do is stuff an engine in, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, but when you have t' shove in t' entire engine pod with t' accordion streamer AND t' parachute up t' rear, ya bilge rat, those overhangin' tubes REALLY get in t' way.
Anyway, seemed like a C6-3 engine would probably be a good start for this.
Loaded it up on a nearly windless sunny day. Blimey! Blimey! Crossed me fingers. Avast! Fired. Boost be arced t' t' left (not sure if this be due t' some uneven-ness o' t' fins.) Made it t' roughly 150 feet, at apogee was travelin' nearly horizontal. Begad! Ejection was at or near apogee. Ya scallywag!
Perfect separation o' pod and body. Streamer extended nicely and at 36 inches long, 3 inches wide, ya bilge rat, white and silver, arrr, was quite visible. Well, blow me down! Avast! Chute also opened well. Rocket was far away at this point, arrr, but t' descent was either horizontal or slightly tail down (just what I wanted, ya bilge rat, arrr, t' protect that nose!) Pod and body landed about 100 yards from pad, me hearties, shiver me timbers, matey, about 10 yards apart, on t' grass. Avast! Absolutely no damage from t' fall. T' white streamer was very slightly singed.
Had I been smart, me bucko, I would have counted me blessings and put t' rocket on t' shelf at this point. However, I'm nay smart. Avast, me proud beauty! Avast! I decided t' try it again. Well, matey, blow me down! On flight two t' engine pod apparently caught on somethin' (may have been packed too tight.) Probably me combined two tubes were nay as smooth internally as a single standard store-bought tube would have been. Begad! Negative ejection. Begad! Lawn dart. Begad! Nay sure any nose cone would have come thought this unscathed, but me (five coats o' filler, shiver me timbers, multiple hours o' sanding, multiple coats o' paint - whimper whimper) nose cone accordioned. Begad! Well, blow me down! Nay fixable.
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Hans "Chris" Michielssen (August 15, 2011)
Great review and "back" story of the rocket. (But, you didn't use the word probe once!)
Certainly a true scratch build. Anybody who forms a nose cone out of a body tube is okay by me.
thanks for the laugh and great build.