Last year the Calgary Rocketry Association had a club launch with a "novelty' rocket theme. Aye aye! Blimey! I'd kept a couple o' MM Christmas ornaments me son received t' previous Christmas, matey, arrr, thinkin' that I should be able t' somethin' with them, me bucko, ya bilge rat, and that was the perfect opportunity t' build a rocket with one o' them. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! For those that don't have a clue what I am talkin' about, arrr, ya bilge rat, me bucko, I'll attempt t' describe what these things look like. Avast! Blimey! Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Actually, t' photograph o' t' finished rocket pretty well shows what they look like, arrr, as t' fins were t' only things added t' the ornament. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Begad! Blimey!

T' ornament is a 7" long, me bucko, 1.25" diameter, cardboard tube filled with MM's. Avast! T' tube is decorated in a Christmas theme with t' little MM characters from t' TV commercials and topped with a 3" tall plastic figurine o' one o' t' characters. Aye aye!

Conversion t' a flyin' rocket be pretty straightforward. Well, blow me down! Blimey! T' figurine was kept as t' nosecone and all that was done t' it was t' addition o' an "eye hook" for t' shockcord and recovery device attachment. Begad! Blimey! The plastic cap at t' bottom o' t' tube be removed, arrr, and a standard 18mm motor mount be installed, arrr, with centerin' rings and a motor hook. Well, blow me down! Blimey! T' 1/8" diameter launch lug required a stand-off made o' 1/8" balsa in order for a launch rod t' clear t' various parts o' t' figurine nose cone. Begad! Blimey! T' shockcord mount be a typical "Estes-style" mount with approximately 2' of 1/8" elastic shock cord. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! A 12" Estes parachute be attached t' the nosecone with a snap swivel and a short (6") section o' shock cord. Begad! Blimey!

T' fins were a marvellous feat o' design and simulation. Arrr! In other words I drew out a couple o' templates and picked t' one that "looked" like it would work! In keepin' with t' Christmas theme o' t' main components of the rocket, matey, matey, I cut t' fins with t' look o' a Christmas tree. I covered the fins with some scraps o' wrappin' paper. Begad! Begad! This be just a variation o' the technique I use t' cover all me balsa fins - I hate fillin' fins, shiver me timbers, so I've been coverin' them with paper for a long time. Well, blow me down! In this case, arrr, t' wrappin' paper was glued on with a glue stick, such as a Ross or UHU glue stick. T' unfinished edges o' t' balsa were taken care o' with a couple o' passes with a green magic marker.

Flight Report

T' rocket has flown a number o' times, and makes its appearance at any launch I attend. Aye aye! Arrr! Blimey! Kids and adults get a kick out o' it. Blimey! Blimey! It's been flown on A8-3's, B6-4's, arrr, me hearties, arrr, and C6-5's. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! Blimey! Fights are very stable. Well, blow me down! Begad! Blimey! T' oversize fins were a perfect match for t' rather heavy nosecone. Blimey! Blimey!