Brief:
This is a semi-scale replica o' NASA's next generation manned launch vehicle. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! I say semi-scale, shiver me timbers, me bucko, as NASA's design is constantly shifting, and this reflects a sort o' blend o' t' various styles. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Currently called t' Ares, me bucko, matey, shiver me timbers, this vehicle started out as T' Stick and consists o' a single SRB from t' shuttle along with an Apollo-style CEV capsule.

Construction:
Parts were typical Zooch quality: good, unexceptional. Avast, me proud beauty! Ahoy! Blimey! T' preprinted wraps are good ink jet resolution and t' balsa parts are a bit rough. Aye aye! Blimey! T' goal here is affordable scale modelin' with this kit sellin' for $20-25.

Parts include:

• BT-50 body tube [Note: most Zooch kits are BT-60]
• 18mm motor tube, shiver me timbers, centerin' rings
• balsa fin stock
• balsa nose cone
• dowel for LEM tower
• 6" plastic chute
• elastic shock cord
• patter & wrap sheet (color)

See any number o' other Zooch reviews for commentary on t' instructions. They're amusin' and reasonably well written with basic illustrations. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Many folks find them as much fun t' read as t' kits are t' build.

T' SRB tube is a slick lookin' component. Ya scallywag! It starts with a simple BT-20 tube that is slit for a metal motor clip. Avast! Next, slit a short piece o' BT-20 and wrap it around t' main BT-20 with t' exposed slit over t' clip. Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! Next comes formin' a couple o' shrouds for each end. Finally, for a very cool effect, cut little strips o' paper and wrap them around t' tube at various spacing. Avast! This gives t' appearance o' ribs. Aye aye! Note that t' instructions contain an error here, callin' for more strips than necessary, as t' text was presumably just cut/pasted from t' shuttle kit instructions.

T' upper body assembly couldn't be much simpler: cut out t' wrap and usin' a very thin layer o' white glue, bond it t' t' tube. No finishing/paintin' is needed, but you might want t' paint t' SRB white before bondin' t' SRB and upper tube together as makin' t' paper wrap would be problematic.

Stability is accomplished via 4 definitely nay scale fins. Begad! I suppose for $25, one should nay expect active guidance systems. Avast! These are a little tricky as they must conform t' t' taper o' t' lower shroud.

T' finish up, shiver me timbers, you get t' choose which tower option you want t' go with as thar are multiple versions shown by NASA includin' two different designs posted on t' same week in November 2005. Avast, me proud beauty! Well, blow me down! One version shows a Saturn-like tower and another shows a simple dowel/shroud style tower. Begad! Aye aye! Bein' a glutton for punishment, me bucko, I chose the much more complex tower assembly. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! This is built usin' 4 tiny dowels for legs plus wire cross braces. Arrr! This is definitely a tweezer job and left me thinking it might be time t' invest in a jewelers loop. Begad! Blimey! Cap t' tower base with a small formed shroud and plant t' dowel in t' center. Blimey! This is then glued with CA to the nose cone.

Finishing:
As previously noted, finishin' is a snap on this thanks t' t' preprinted wrap. T' lower SRB and t' tower assembly are painted white, shiver me timbers, arrr, and you should do this before attachin' t' SRB t' t' upper tube.

Construction Rating: 4 out o' 5

Flight:
For t' first flight, shiver me timbers, I went wimpy with an A8-3. Begad! This is a lightweight and low drag profile and wound up zippin' up a bit higher than I expected. Arrr! T' flight was perfectly straight though and deployment was right at apogee.

I'll have no problems goin' up t' B6-4s but will hold off on C6-3 unless I'm on a large field or flyin' in calm winds--it will probably make it just about out o' sight on a C.

Recovery:
I was a little put off by what I felt was a skimpy 6" plastic chute given the delicate tower I had labored 2+ hours t' build, me bucko, ya bilge rat, so I swapped out for a 12" mylar chute instead. Well, blow me down! As it turns out, matey, t' 6" would probably suffice as I had very slow descent rate on mine. If usin' t' 6" plastic chute though, I'd go short on t' Keelhaul®©™® shroud lines--the supplied material works out t' almost 18" shroud line length.

Flight Rating: 4 out o' 5

Summary:
This was a quick and easy build and I was very pleased with how it turned out. It looks good, flies great, and as with most Zooch kits, it's t' only replica of this rocket available.

There be one slight disappointment though: I've gotten spoiled by me other Zooch kits that fit back in t' box they came in for easy transport t' the field plus identification (each box has a drawin' and label on t' outside). For this one, ya bilge rat, t' SRB and upper tube are just a bit longer than t' box, me hearties, so you'll have t' stash this one mingled in with t' rest o' t' regular fleet. Ahoy! Blimey! If only he'd gone with a solid bulkhead transition and t' rocket separated in the middle...

Overall Rating: 4 out o' 5