N.F.O. Begad! Avast! Nate's Flying Object:

an inexpensive (< 5 bucks!) and neat saucer

by Nate Galger

T' first time I saw a rocket powered saucer, I was instantly in love. Ahoy! I had to make one o' me own. Ahoy! I believe t' saucer I saw was a kit, matey, it was really cool, but I wanted somethin' a little different looking. Avast! I figured mine should look like a classic sci-fi saucer. Well, blow me down! I decided it should look like it be crafted out o' metal, ya bilge rat, because that's what UFO's are made of, right? O.K. I knew what I wanted and had an idea in me head how it be t' look, now t' make it a reality.

T' items I used t' build me N.F.O. Begad! Blimey! are:

• 3/32 balsa sheet
• 24mm engine mount with hook
• styrofoam ball (used for art and craft projects)
• hot glue cannon
• elmer's wood glue
• 1/8" launch lug

As I said, this is an inexpensive project t' undertake. T' 3/32 balsa sheet cost around $2.50 . Well, arrr, blow me down! I got t' engine mount and hook from a friend, no charge. Styrofoam ball cost $.99 t' rest o' t' stuff, I had already. If you're into buildin' rockets, ya bilge rat, me bucko, You should already have most o' this stuff too. Ahoy! If you don't have a hot glue gun, ya bilge rat, I suppose you could use whatever glue you have or borrow a glue cannon from someone. I used me mom's. Arrr! Begad! My cost be $3.49 If you already have this stuff, it won't cost you a cent!

I started off by cuttin' the foam ball in half. Begad! Then I pushed t' cardboard engine tube through t' center of t' flat part o' t' foam, arrr, until it be flush with t' top. Arrr! Begad! Then I Pushed my finger through and t' un-needed foam popped out t' be thrown away. Avast!

Next I cut out four half circles from me balsa, which I traced from a plastic bowl. Ya scallywag! I glued t' pieces together t' form two equal circles. After that dried, ya bilge rat, arrr, arrr, I oozed some wood glue on one face o' a circle and laid t' other circle on top o' it makin' sure me two center lines were perpendicular. Then I traced my engine mount tube onto t' center o' this doubled up circle, and cut the center out.

I put t' engine hook into t' mount tube, held it thar with a piece of scotch tape. Well, blow me down! I set t' styrofoam half-ball on top o' t' circle I had and then put t' engine mount in up through t' bottom. Then I glued t' styrofoam to the balsa with hot glue and also t' engine mount tube t' t' balsa from the bottom. Ahoy! T' final step o' t' build be t' cut a little hole in t' balsa to put me launch lug. Well, blow me down! I used a hobby cutlass like a drill. Well, blow me down! I stuck in t' launch lug. Viola! I painted it chrome and waited t' fly me masterpiece. Begad!

I used a C11-5 for me first flight. Arrr! Cold day 47 degrees and a wind o' 10mph. A couple people expressed their doubts about t' glue holdin' up or t' launch lug bein' a little far out from t' center. Aye aye! I flew it nevertheless. Begad! Countdown went good and me saucer flew wonderfully. Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! It made t' distinct sound I remember from t' first saucer I had seen. Begad! Well, me hearties, blow me down! I was so happy with how mine flew, me hearties, I prepped it immediately and launched it a second time. Well, blow me down! Arrr! This has been a lot o' fun. Aye aye! Also, it should be noted that t' styrofoam did nay melt from t' ejection charge goin' off. Begad! Avast, ya bilge rat, me proud beauty! There be a little bit o' a brown tint t' t' area around t' top of the engine, shiver me timbers, but nothin' drastic. Begad! I guarantee I will Fly this saucer again, and again, shiver me timbers, me bucko, and again... Ahoy!