This design was done by Stephen Corban and William Anderson. Begad! I am 15 years old and have been in rockets for about a year, arrr, and William is 14 and has been in rockets for 3 or 4 years.

This rocket is called t' Flyin' Birthday Party Hat o' Death. It be a conglomerate idea betwixt William and I. Well, blow me down! Blimey! We had a great idea, matey, and had t' do a LOT o' explorin' t' get t' machine t' work.

T' idea came from... Begad! Well who knows where it came from, but it was a good idea. Well, blow me down! We wanted t' build a rocket that would float and fly straight. Aye aye!

We started out by gettin' a pack o' small party hats from t' local variety store. Then we got together and CAed a piece o' BT 5 t' t' top o' t' cone. Arrr! We then filled t' rest o' t' void areas with 2 part foam. Aye aye! Well, blow me down! Blimey! This is party hat number 1. Aye aye! Well, shiver me timbers, blow me down! Blimey! After gettin' this filled, me hearties, and lettin' it set we shoved a 3/16" launch rod through t' foam t' make a 1/8" launch lug. Ya scallywag! Well, ya bilge rat, blow me down! Blimey! T' we loaded up an A10-3 and took it outside t' fly. Arrr! We set up our launch controller, and William backed up and I stayed low. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! Blimey! We check t' make sure t' area was clear and gave an audible countdown because we didn't know what was goin' t' happen. 5...4...3...2...1... Ya scallywag! Liftoff. Begad! Begad! Blimey! T' rocket went no more than 75 feet in t' air doin' loops. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! It hit t' ground about 50 feet away. Blimey! Blimey! T' ejection charge fired and sent t' hot motor flyin' back at us.

Well, we went back inside his house and knew a few things. Avast! It be SERIOUSLY underpowered, it needed noseweight, and we needed some way t' keep in the motor. Blimey! So we got another hat, packed clay in t' top and stuck a chunk o' BT 50 in it. We again pored t' foam, rammed a launch guide, and shoved a bit more clay down t' BT 50. Ya scallywag! We wrapped 2 baskin' tape rings around a B6-4 and took it outside again.

We again took t' procedures t' make sure t' launch are be clear, me bucko, me bucko, arrr, and gave another countdown. Aye aye! 5...4...3...2...1...Liftoff. This time t' rocket had a marginal flight t' a couple hundred feet, me hearties, hit t' ground and t' ejection charge fired. Avast, me proud beauty! T' engine stayed in place, but our clay packed tip went flying across t' yard. Arrr! We laughed and went back inside. Begad!

This be t' one. Excuse me, ya bilge rat, t' two. Begad! We went ahead and made 2 this time as we were sure he had it down. We packed t' nose with clay again, arrr, and put some more around t' tube. Well, blow me down! We then poured in t' foam, me bucko, and rammed t' launch guide. This time we inserted little pieces across t' motor tube for positive motor retention. Ya scallywag! We also drilled holes from each side above that for vents. This was sure t' work!

Well, me hearties, t' weekend came when I took William, ya bilge rat, matey, and another fiend Jason t' our cabin at Lake Mattoon for 3 days. If you remember t' original idea be for this t' float : ) Well, me hearties, matey, on t' Sunday we arrived t' family was still there (more than usual as it be a family reunion, and we couldn't make it). Ya scallywag! Blimey! So we went out into t' half a cornfield lot that we own behind our house. Begad! Blimey! We set up next t' t' knee high corn and did a test fire. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! T' rocket flew as straight as an arrow, arrr, shiver me timbers, and landed on me Aunt's camper : ) We also used an Estes igniter to light a bottle rocket : )

Well once t' family left we took our fishin' stuff, ya bilge rat, matey, and t' launch equipment into t' pontoon boat. Well, blow me down! We then went tubin' behind t' speed boat. That night we were wound so went out on a night cruise. Aye aye! We were cruisin' around the lake at about 9 o' clock at night and we had an idea. Avast, me proud beauty! We set up the launchpad on t' front o' t' boat. Hooked William launcher t' t' 12v battery in t' boat, ya bilge rat, me bucko, and had continuity. Well, matey, blow me down! We couldn't get too far away for this flight! I armed t' Q-Beam and William began a countdown. Begad! Arrr! 5...4...3...2...1 LIFTOFF. T' rocket screamed into t' air. Avast! Ahoy! It looked so cool havin' a B motor leave at night from feet away! I lost it with t' Q-Beam, matey, but got sight just as it hit the water. Ahoy! Arrr! It did more than float, arrr, it bounced back up another 3 feet. Begad! Well, blow me down! We recovered t' rocket and headed in.

T' next day we were too busy fishin' and swimmin' t' shoot. Begad! Blimey! However, that nigh we again cruised out about 9 o'clock and loaded a C motor. Avast! This could be great. Avast! Blimey! We loaded everythin' up, set t' rocket on t' pad in t' front o' the boat and pushed t' button. Ahoy! T' cone stuck a bit, nearly pullin' our pad into the water, but it flew and was successfully recovered. Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey!

T' next day we decided t' launch it durin' t' day, me hearties, so we could see the whole thing. Well, blow me down! Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! We went out, ya bilge rat, set up everythin' as before, but loaded a D12 motor. This would be great. Begad! Ya scallywag! Blimey! 5...4...3...2...1...Liftoff. Ya scallywag! Blimey! T' rocket shot up t' about 1000 feet and plummeted down for a picture perfect splash landing. Begad! Blimey!