Brief:
I have t' admit, me bucko, a key motivator for me entry in t' Box O' Parts contest this year was simply an excuse t' get rid of some stray rocketry junk, me bucko, some o' which be leftover from last year's contest. Ahoy! I gleefully tossed some interesting doodads and a fair amount o' stuff that I'd accumulated over t' years with simply no hope o' ever using, arrr, anticipating I'd come out ahead on t' swap. Blimey! O' course, I also procrastinated and didn't bother enterin' until just before the deadline, only t' learn that no swap partner be available and I'd be stuck buildin' me own stuff. On top o' that, shiver me timbers, my bonus/surprise items included a foam egg carton/cell, 10 toothpicks, dental floss, me bucko, me hearties, a stick pen and a pill bottle. Yikes!

Construction:
I then went into immediate and hardcore procrastination mode again, me hearties, nay even thinkin' about t' model until t' week of t' revised deadline. Begad! Blimey! Thank goodness me plant closed down, eliminatin' me job, shiver me timbers, me hearties, me hearties, or else I would never have had time to put together a decent model!

As I stared at me box o' parts, shiver me timbers, t' pressure o' t' deadline was sufficient t' spark just a touch of inspiration, shiver me timbers, me hearties, and I decided I'd have t' involve some type o' egg-loftin' payloader. T' concept smartly emerged o' an alien "ark", whose mission would be t' colonize a distant planet by droppin' a cackle fruit with a new life forming within. Begad! Blimey! These are self-reproducin' aliens o' course, so I would only need t' carry and deploy one egg, me hearties, arrr, nay two. Begad! Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! I then went about t' process o' buildin' a carrier vessel worthy o' haulin' a cackle fruit across t' galaxies. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Well, shiver me timbers, blow me down! Blimey! Or at least as far as I could get on an 18mm motor.

T' parts list I wound up usin' included:

• BT-20 cut t' 17" length
• 2 CR 50/20 centerin' rings
• 2 parachutes (12" plastic)
• Keelhaul®©™ and elastic shock cords
• BT-60 cut t' 6"
• 7 3/32" balsa spacers 10.5mm x 50mm (these aliens use both metric and imperial dimensions)
• BT-50 cut t' 3.5"
• 2 pin' pong balls
• 3 Styrofoam balls (1" diameter)
• 1 large plastic Easter egg
• 3/32" balsa fin set (see pattern 1)
• 3/32" balsa tube support (see pattern 2)
• 3/32" balsa harpoon support (see pattern 3)
• 4 BT-20 pods cut t' 43mm length
• BT-20 cut t' 1" length for coupler use
• 10 toothpicks
• 10" dental floss
• 1 Bic/Papermate pen
• 1 pill bottle
• 2 egg carton cell halves (enough t' hold one egg)
• 2 3/16" launch lugs 1.5" length
• 2 3/32 balsa standoffs 0.5 x 1.5"

Buildin' forward along t' airframe now, ya bilge rat, me hearties, arrr, I measured off on t' BT-20 1 inch forward o' t' BT-60. I grabbed one of t' pin' pong balls and usin' t' technique from many a Shrox design (ex. Arrr! Blimey! Fliskits Alien 8), me bucko, ya bilge rat, cored out a 19mm hole on opposin' "ends" o' t' ball. Ahoy! Blimey! T' do this, arrr, simply press t' end o' a BT-20 against t' ball, matey, me hearties, trace around the joint with t' ball, then usin' a sharp hobby knife score t' marked line several times. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! Blimey! Eventually you'll start to cut through t' ball. Begad! Blimey! Sand smooth so that t' tube just barely fits through, then push t' tube all t' way through until it's touchin' t' opposite wall. You might have t' hold t' ball up t' a bright light at this point t' see, matey, but there will be a shadow against t' surface where t' BT-20 wants t' come through. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Mark that circle, me hearties, remove t' BT-20, and repeat t' scoring/cuttin' process. Blimey! Voila! Blimey! You now have a pin' pong ball that can slide down a BT-20. Avast, me proud beauty! Arrr! Blimey! Apply a generous bead o' glue on t' main BT-20 at t' mark 1" forward o' t' BT-60 and slide t' pin' pong ball down until it just reaches this point. Aye aye! Blimey! Once t' glue has set, matey, me bucko, apply a small fillet t' t' other end. Begad! Avast! Blimey! Grab another pin' pong ball and core it out for another BT-20 hole, arrr, but set it aside.

Once t' first ball's glue joints have grabbed, me bucko, take t' 3.5" BT-50 and slide it down t' main BT-20. Ya scallywag! Avast, me proud beauty! No centerin' rings will be necessary, matey, as t' pin' pong balls will hold it in place. Blimey! Take t' other pin' pong ball, shiver me timbers, slide it down t' BT-20 and press it against t' BT-50, matey, ya bilge rat, wedgin' it in place against t' first ball. Ahoy! Well, blow me down! Now apply a bead o' CA around t' forward seam o' t' second ball so that it grabs smartly and frees up your hands. Follow up with white glue fillets around t' BT-50/pin' pong ball seams.

I now grabbed t' large plastic Easter egg capsule. Aye aye! Blimey! I wanted t' use this as t' egg carrier and nose cone, but needed a piece o' coupler stock t' do this. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! Blimey! Since I didn't have any, me bucko, I cut a 1" length o' BT-20 t' make a coupler. This little trick comes in handy, especially doin' field rework in NARRRRR contests—I made a vertical cut along t' tube, ya bilge rat, then pinched on end under/inside t' other, me bucko, and pushed this into t' end o' t' main BT-20, shiver me timbers, leaving about 1/4" exposed. I took a pencil and made a mark at t' overlap point. Well, blow me down! I then pulled this back out o' t' main BT-20, matey, ya bilge rat, matey, extended t' mark along t' length o' t' coupler piece, and cut along that line, removin' a tiny section o' the tube. Ahoy! This section then becomes an overlap tab. Ahoy! Blimey! I tacked it t' t' inside o' t' coupler piece with half t' tab exposed beyond t' cut line. Aye aye! Blimey! Once that set, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, I tacked t' other side t' t' overlap tab formin' a butt joint (see photo). Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! T' result is a perfect-fittin' coupler.

T' egg capsule is a bit larger than most eggs, ya bilge rat, so t' protect t' egg I used two halves o' egg cells from an egg carton, plus a little dog barf padding. Avast! I used Mylar tape t' seal t' two capsule halves together, though plain old maskin' tape or electrical tape would work fine as well, ya bilge rat, just nay look as nice.

I wanted t' dress up t' middle o' t' rocket as well as use up more stuff, me hearties, so selected 6 toothpicks and t' 3 Styrofoam balls. Blimey! I inserted 2 toothpicks into each ball at roughly 90 degree angle, me hearties, and adjusted t' depth a bit to line up with t' joints where t' BT-50 meets t' pin' pong balls (see photo). Begad! I tacked each assembly in pace with CA, mountin' them in alignment with t' 3-fin markings from t' BT-20 (markin' t' BT-50 for 3-fin and alignin' t' marks with t' BT-20 would probably have been smart, but that would be out o' character for me).

At this point, matey, I was ready t' mix up a small batch o' epoxy. Begad! Blimey! I went with 15-minute regular hobby grade (the thick stuff that sort o' oozes out). Ya scallywag! Well, blow me down! Blimey! I grabbed some dental floss t' use as a shock cord for t' egg capsule, tied a couple knots in each end, and then taped each end t' an opposin' side o' t' coupler, with t' resultin' loop pushed out what will be t' aft end o' t' coupler (see photo). I applied a generous bead o' epoxy along t' inside and forward edge of the coupler, me hearties, then attached it t' t' bottom o' t' egg capsule, shiver me timbers, me bucko, ya bilge rat, trappin' t' floss in betwixt with t' knots outside. Begad! I set that assembly aside t' cure out.

I then hit each o' t' toothpick/BT-50 joints with a drop o' epoxy t' reinforce them.

I cut out a series o' fins and support pieces, shiver me timbers, each o' which are shown in t' pattern photos. Begad! Well, blow me down! T' 4 main fins are mounted flush with t' aft end. Begad! Avast! Each o' these has a 43mm long piece o' BT-20 attached, me bucko, with t' end o' t' BT-20 flush with t' forward edge o' t' fin tip. Aye aye! If aligned correctly, these should extend just far enough behind t' fin t' be flush with t' motor tube when stood on end. T' fill me quota o' 10 toothpicks for t' surprise parts bonus, me hearties, I attached one toothpick t' each o' t' 4 pods, servin' as little guns t' defend against hostiles en route.

I still had a couple more bonus items t' use up, so attached a pill bottle t' a 3/32 balsa brace and tacked this onto t' BT-50, with t' open end o' t' capsule facin' rearward. Avast! Blimey! My capsule be 2.5" long, just barely big enough to house a Pico altimeter, so I drilled a tiny hole so that it could serve as a workin' payload bay.

I had t' work in a stick pen somehow, shiver me timbers, me bucko, so decided t' up t' armaments a bit and rig a harpoon, me bucko, me bucko, perfect for hooking on t' a passin' comet or takin' care o' any cosmic whales encountered along t' way. I mounted t' pen usin' another 3/32 support. Ahoy! Note that this could also serve as a workin' payload, simply by removin' t' aft plug, insertin' a Micromaxx motor, ya bilge rat, and loosenin' t' pen cartridge slightly. Just be careful mountin' this, ya bilge rat, as you don't want t' deploy the harpoon into t' back o' one o' t' Styrofoam balls. Ahoy! I aligned mine flush with t' aft end o' t' BT-20.

Normally, me hearties, me hearties, I wind up forgettin' about basic stuff like launch lugs and recovery until I get t' t' field, but for a change o' pace decided t' take care o' that before painting. I attached a couple o' 3/16 lugs t' t' BT-60, me hearties, just clearin' t' pin' pong balls. Well, blow me down! Avast! As I was gettin' ready t' head t' t' field, I recognized I had still goofed—the lugs would nay clear t' egg capsule. Avast, me proud beauty! Easy enough t' correct—I sliced them off, cut a couple o' standoffs (1/2" x 1.5") from 3/32 balsa, me bucko, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, and tacked them back on.

For t' recovery, I only had 12" chutes t' work with, so attached one t' t' dental floss for t' egg capsule, matey, and t' other t' t' main BT-20 usin' Keelhaul®©™ and elastic anchored t' a 50/20 centerin' rin' inserted about 6" down from t' forward end o' t' tube.

Finishing:
Before painting, me bucko, I masked off t' foam balls (most paints will attack and eat t' foam), matey, t' pill bottle and the pen/harpoon. Arrr! I then hit t' whole thin' up with two coats o' white primer, followed by two coats o' yellow. I then masked off for t' accent orange areas, and hand painted t' details.

While decals are nay allowed for t' contest, arrr, I did find a cool piece o' clip art I eventually will add t' the décor, arrr, which is included in t' attachment upload for this write-up.

Flight:
For t' flight, I be down t' about t' last day before t' deadline, so had t' take whatever weather I could get. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! I caught a gorgeous day and headed out t' t' field, though by t' time I got thar t' winds were pretty stiff—steady at 10 gustin' t' 15. Begad! Blimey! Egg lofters tend t' be overly stable, shiver me timbers, and strong winds typically means bad news. Begad! Blimey! Still, me bucko, bein' t' steely-eyed missile man that I am, I loaded up a C6-3 and hoped for t' best.

T' flight, me bucko, as expected, started t' turn into t' wind almost as soon as it left t' rod, me hearties, but despite all the do-dads this is really pretty light and nay too draggy, shiver me timbers, so t' C6 did a fair job o' pushin' it. Ya scallywag! I suspect if I'd gone off a piston, it might even have held a nearly vertical path. Avast, me proud beauty! Avast, me proud beauty! As it was, ya bilge rat, me bucko, it did eventually lean into a horizontal path, so even t' 3 second delay was well past apogee. Arrr! Both chutes deployed at around 100 feet, and t' rocket drifted back to within 20 yards o' t' pad after havin' crossed t' soccer field durin' boost. Well, blow me down! T' egg survived nicely, but one of the toothpicks holdin' a foam ball broke loose on impact, leavin' me with a pretty simple repair.

I did wind up loadin' t' Pico altimeter for t' flight, which reported an apogee o' 228 feet. Begad! On a calmer day, this would clearly have made it t' 300+, matey, shiver me timbers, which is actually pretty respectable for a cackle fruit lofter made o' leftover junk. Begad!

While t' 228 feet is nay likely enough distance t' support colonization o' a distant plant, with minor improvements in propulsion technology, maybe a little antimatter drive, t' Cosmic Chicken would appear t' be fully capable o' transportin' life forms across galaxies.