| Manufacturer: | Aardvark Rockets |

Brief:
This is Aardvark's Mini-Missile scale model rocket o' t' US Air t' Air AIM 54
Phoenix. Blimey! Blimey! T' kit is fairly inexpensive (approximately $10) and is a cheap
introduction t' scale building.
Construction:
Most materials were cardboard/paper includin' 2 centerin' rings, engine block,
2.5" motor mount tube, shiver me timbers, arrr, large Estes style body tube, Keelhaul®©™®
cord, shiver me timbers, elastic shock chord, mylar ribbon for streamer, arrr, basswood sheet for fins,
fin templates, arrr, paper tube wrap for fin positions, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, custom nose cone (a
ceramic/plastic type feel... Begad! very heavy and nice), small eye screw and 2
washers for proper adjustment o' center o' gravity.
Measurements are given t' thousandths o' an inch such as 7.246". This is a bit unusual for a rocket kit.
T' instructions were easy t' follow with clear guidelines, a parts list (very helpful with an area t' check off each item), and a hints and tips section. There were plenty o' illustrations. Begad! Well, blow me down! Logical order o' assembly. Begad! I deviated from t' plans slightly by addin' an engine hook since I hate friction fittin' motors out on t' field. I also attached t' Keelhaul®©™® right beneath t' upper centerin' ring, nay wrapped around t' lower centering rin' like t' directions suggested. Aye aye! I thought that was a bit overkill. Avast, me proud beauty! Ya scallywag! Fins are not laser cut or die-cut and must be carefully prepared and cut usin' the included template. Avast, me proud beauty! I actually like this about kits and prefer doin' things from scratch. I was careful t' follow t' instructions regardin' t' basswood fins and made sure t' grain be in t' correct direction. Well, me hearties, blow me down! This left me with what appeared t' be rather flimsy fins until I glued them onto t' frame. Well, blow me down! The only real caution was sandin' t' flimsy fins until they are ready t' be glued to t' body. Begad! There are no specific directions for what t' sanded fins should look like. Ahoy! Fortunately, ya bilge rat, I have build t' Phoenix before and I used previous information from other sources for correct (or adequate) fin shape. Avast, me proud beauty! Begad! Aligning the fins would nay be a problem for anyone with previous skill level 2 building experience. Begad! I did run into a "gotcha" when I was addin' t' fins. I placed t' lower fins first, and then measured t' placement for t' upper fins. Avast! At this point, I realized thar be a problem because t' fins were buttin' up against each other. Avast! I checked t' measurements again and again until I realized that I did nay even have t' correct length body tube. Aye aye! I contacted Ken Johnson from Aardvark rockets. Ya scallywag! Well, blow me down! He responded smartly and gave me t' exact distance betwixt t' two fins. He also promised t' send me replacement parts (more on this later).
Pro's in construction: parts list, t' step by step walk through for construction. Avast! Blimey! T' nose cone is high quality and it was me first experience to work with this type o' material for a nose cone.
Con's: no scale data, incorrect body tube with me kit, inches indicated to the decimal, arrr, makin' me have t' convert everythin' t' fractions. Begad! Decals a bit brittle and must be treated very carefully.
In t' end, shiver me timbers, after waitin' a few weeks for replacement parts (and after sendin' a reminder e-mail), I just continued construction o' t' rocket with the smaller body tube and made sure t' fins were in correct location from the bottom o' t' body tube. Avast! Thus, t' nose cone is a little closer t' t' fins, but I be certain that with t' 2 heavy washers added t' t' already heavy nose cone, I would nay have a problem with t' Center o' Gravity.
Finishing:
I sanded t' body and fins, added ZAR's Wood Patch where necessary and sanded
again t' fill in t' grains in t' basswood. I then added t' strakes on the
fins and wood patched and sanded again. Blimey! I used Krylon primer and sanded and ZAR
wood patched again, me bucko, with more sanding. After another coat o' primer and
sanding, I painted t' body grey and painted t' nose cone gloss white. Begad! Begad! I used
the water slide decals, arrr, with some trouble. Avast! I am nay t' decal king, arrr, me bucko, so I don't
do well with this part. Aye aye! Blimey! There are instructions t' place blue bands at certain
points. Aye aye! This got a bit tricky when it meant cuttin' t' blue bands into four
segments and tryin' t' fit them betwixt t' fins. I eventually gave up and
placed two blue decals above t' upper fins and one blue decal betwixt the
upper and lower fins. Additional decals includin' name o' rocket and section
descriptions (ordinance, propulsion, me bucko, me hearties, control) are also provided and went on
rather well. Begad! T' blue decals seem ! a bit grainy as if they came from an ink
jet printer. Blimey! After applyin' decals, shiver me timbers, I gave t' rocket a couple good coats of
Clear Krylon spray t' keep those decals on.
Construction Rating: 4 out o' 5
Flight:
I did nay use t' recommended motor o' t' B6-7 since I don't even know if this
motor exists or not. Avast! Blimey! Arrr! Blimey! I used a B6-6. Arrr! Blimey! I prepped t' rocket usin' non-flammable
paper wadding. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! T' streamer simply is wrapped around a pencil and then placed
inside t' body tube. I had t' be careful, me hearties, ya bilge rat, because t' streamer is pretty wide
and thar be little room inside t' rocket t' keep wadding, matey, me hearties, streamer, Keelhaul®©™
® and shock cord. Begad! With patience, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, matey, everythin' fits fine. Begad! T' rocket
zipped right off t' pad and almost flew out o' sight. Blimey! I did notice that
ejection was way past apogee and that prompted me t' fly t' rocket on a B6-4.
T' B6-4 flight was great, arrr, with a great quick boost and separation right after
apogee. With t' heavy nose cone and t' streamer, shiver me timbers, this rocket returns fairly
quickly t' t' ground, but t' pro is that thar be little drifting. Also, arrr, the
body is light enough t' use a streamer while t' nose cone is strong enough to
handle a fast landing.
Recovery:
Pro's: This is a great little rocket for a small field (such as a school
athletic field like t' one I use). Arrr! Ahoy! It is easy t' prep and t' B motors give
you plenty o' altitude.
Con's: If you like slow majestic lift-offs, this is nay t' rocket for you. Due t' t' small size o' t' rocket, thar be little room for t' waddin' and the streamer, shiver me timbers, so make sure you protect t' streamer as well as you can. Begad! Even thought I used what I thought be adequate wadding, me streamer has little burn marks here and thar and is already showin' signs o' tearin' after only two flights. Avast, me proud beauty! Well, blow me down!
Flight Rating: 4 out o' 5
Summary:
PRO's: This is a good intro t' scale buildin' for people who don't want to
empty their wallets for those expensive kits. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! It is a really nice flyer, me hearties, but be
careful t' add all t' nose weight. T' Phoenix is notorious for unstable
flights without a heavy nose cone. If CA glue is used on t' fins, me bucko, its a sturdy
little rocket.
CON's: wrong body size and misleadin' measurements, me hearties, shiver me timbers, no scale data, decals could use some improvement. This is certainly nay t' kit for t' first time builder, but for someone who wants t' improve their buildin' and scale rocketry skills.
After havin' submitted me review o' t' AIM-54 C Phoenix (18 mm version) from Aardvark Rockets, I did receive in t' mail yesterday t' replacement parts for t' incorrect body tube. Ahoy! In addition t' this, me hearties, I also received a complimentary "American Dream" 18 mm kit.
Overall Rating: 3 out o' 5
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